I thought I’d finish off the season with a last few jokes to send you on your way into the new year, jokes I’ve searched for high and low from every corner of the internet! While I will allow you to judge whether these are the best (or worst) ever, I hope you will enjoy this last post of the Christmas season!

What goes “Oh, oh, oh?”
Santa walking backwards! (Cue the groans!)

Why don’t snowmen get married?
Because they get cold feet!

Why was Santa’s helper depressed?
He had very low elf esteem!

Why did the snowman rummage through the carrots?
He was picking his nose!

How much does Santa have to pay to park his sleigh?
Nothing. It’s on the house!

What do sheep say at Christmas?
Merry Christmas to ewe!

How much does it cost to run Santa’s sleigh?
Eight bucks, or nine if the weather is bad!

Who is the only one to not eat at Christmas dinner?
The turkey, it’s always stuffed!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Claustrophobia!